I’ve Got A Surprise For You


I’m completely fascinated by Trannies. I never know the correct terminology and always feel like an old racist or something when I’m trying to have a conversation about one. So pardon me if I’m offense in any way. I promise it’s out of ignorance and not malice. I’ve seen some Trannies in my time that are absolutely drop dead gorgeous. I’m talking, the kind of babes you could only dream of landing. Then when I found out they had dicks my mind was completely blown.

Right now you can knock $30 off the price of Tranny Surprise with this discount and it’s worth every penny. I can’t help but think if I was a Tranny I would do things differently. I would pride myself on turning straight guys gay. I would make them so horny and hot for me that by the time I pulled out my cock they’d say fuck it and give it a shot. Then I would fuck them so good they would decide cock was the only way for them.